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dramatis-echo:

I am more than memory. I am what might be. I am mystery.
Come closer.

you-said-bonnie-and-clyde:

levynite:

IT BOINGED ONTO ITS OWN HEAD

*BOING!* ow ow bad idea owww

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

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  • two people on tumblr in the same room: go look at this thing i just reblogged

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nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

you-said-bonnie-and-clyde:

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

I love cake boss and in laughing so hard at this

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undefyinq:

undefyinq:

I wanna sneak out in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and lay on the roof of a car and stare at the stars 

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